Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I’ve Choked a Cougar T-Shirt
This is a sturdy, everyday tee that speaks in a dry, outdoorsy voice. The bold back print—aged gold and tan lettering—reads like a wink from someone who spends weekends chasing trails, telling stories around campfires, and laughing at their own tall tales. The shirt feels substantial but breathable, with a classic crew neck and relaxed fit that slips on after a long hike or pairs with jeans for an evening at the local bar. It carries a slightly vintage, lived-in look so the message sits comfortably as part of a worn-in rotation rather than shouting for attention. Wear it to signal a love of rugged humor and mountain life, or hand it to the friend who collects ironic souvenir shirts from road trips and hunting lodges.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit body without side seams for reduced waste and cleaner silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
- Dual print methods: DTF for sleeve/neck details and DTG for main graphic for crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certification, and EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
******Made to order. Please double-check size and design before purchasing. Orders cannot be canceled once production begins.*******
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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